Aries (March 21 - April 19) Why think before barking? There are no new ideas under the sun. And even if there were, what sets you off is the moon. So keep it light or go heavy, as long as you let it out.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You shouldn't plan any long term, heavy stuff even if it were possible for you to. Stick to what works: living in the moment and enjoying every second of it.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) There's nothing like bounding across, through and past discussions. You'll be meeting lots of people, if the wrong way. Exercise is not the only benefit of slipping your collar, or the most satisfying.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) One smell may take the cake, but it can't complete the entire meal. Don't get sidetracked and miss the point, today. Figuring out the big picture depends on looking at all the details.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) It's hard to pay attention to the alpha when everyone is chasing after the same target. But teamwork will get you the mechanical bunny quicker than racing after it alone.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) When you're being rushed along, you won't have time to go over the finer details. Do the best you can, today. There are still plenty of scents left with a broad brush for you to pick up.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your owner is exhibiting their dual nature again. You'll have to stand around until the intellectualizing is out of the way. Then you can both switch gears and enjoy the good kind of energy.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your owner failed to read the fine print. Their only consolation is that they gambled with other people's money. So show them yet again that you're on their side.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) The urge to yap gets strong when there's a lot going on, but try to suppress it. Keep telling yourself, 'At least I'm not bored, At least I'm not bored, At least I'm not bored --'
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) What to do with all your chow is a bit of a dilemma. You can't discard the extra, it goes without saying, and yet you just can't eat it all. You're only option is staying up all night, standing guard.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) It's obvious when your owner has had a good day. The causes are varied -- an intellectual connection, a sizzling affair -- but whatever the reason, enjoy the trickle-down effect.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your owner has had a full night. Whether it was filled with poetry, music or simply television is not your concern. Whatever the cause, if they think it makes it a good day not to move, show them otherwise.
