Aries (March 21 - April 19) Is your human having an argument? It doesn't have to be something heavy for you to pick up on it. As soon as you get the first questionable vibe, drag them out the door.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your human's mind is racing, you can just tell. When you see pinwheels rather than eyes, you know not to let them do any shopping. The best alternatives are free, and it goes without saying, they involve you.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Lots of things are going on in the preliminary stage but that doesn't help you much. If you want some real action, you'll have to force your humans to follow through. Planning a walk just doesn't cut it.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Don't like the looks of the mailman? Let them know. The new suitor? Show them the door. You're not just coming out of your shell, you're breaking out. Enjoy your new place in the doghouse.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Socializing, intellectualizing, exercising -- it all happens at the dog park. One way or another, you and your humans will be getting all of your needs met in one trip. Don't let them skip it.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your human is getting caught in a perfectionist loop again. They're going over the details -- and over and over and over. Drag them away while they still have the chance to have a good day.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Don't look at time away from your human as nothing short of tragic. Think of it as a time to try something new. You could be sharing your inner most self with the cat by day's end if you keep an open mind.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Laws are written by those who walk on two legs and apply to those who romp on four. You know nothing of reading the fine print but your human does. Don't take any risks going off leash today.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You and your owner have the same Modus Operandi but different motivations. But whatever the reason, you're keeping busy together and avoiding any deep thinking.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Some forethought is fine, but your human is being too intellectual. A map, for instance, borders on overboard. Teach your owner how much fun walking can be when you're both being spontaneous.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) How is it that each visit to the dog run is a sizzling affair, and yet your humans need to exercise serious creativity to keep a spark in their relationship? They could learn a thing or two from you about how to have fun.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You just want out and you don't need to be any more specific than that. With the door not the only thing wide open, you and your humans are much more likely to stumble into an excellent walk.
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