Avoid the Taco Bell comparisons with an old-school reference to Xavier Cugat and his dog "Pepito" (he had his own book, Pepito the Little Dancing Dog! So maybe teach your little buddy a shuffle-ball-change first). Or keep it more current: Ren from Ren & Stimpy, or Coco, Donna Cabonna's dog on That's So Raven.
And if your petite pooch is super-well-behaved, presto: Coco, Cesar Millan's dog.
Here are five franchises who stood out, for better or for worse.
Former New York Yankees left-hander Fritz Peterson died at the age of 82. He is probably best known exchanging wives with teammate Mike Kekich in the 1970s.
Boban Marjanović is a man of the people.
Bill Belichick's former boss Robert Kraft reportedly tanked his chances of getting hired as the Falcons head coach.
'We'll deal with that Monday,' Dana White said about Arman Tsarukyan appearing to punch a fan during his UFC 300 walkout.
Never change, Gronk.
The new female track uniform looked noticeably skimpy at the bottom in one picture, which social media seized upon.
The Masters has a record $20 million purse this year.
Trump Media is advising investors on ways to prevent their shares from being loaned for a short-interest position.
Let's identify one player exceeding expectations for each team through the first few weeks of 2024.