Hit up your closest sex toy store and buy as many S&M accoutrements as you can, as these will obviously be key in making sure no one mistakes you for just a "normal, sane" couple. Also bindings from Home Depot, would be great. Whoever goes as Christian is going to need a button-down shirt and jeans that are hung low enough to show his hipbones, while Anastasia should wear some somber duds from Old Navy, and obviously be tied up. Voila!
Some "Laters, Baby" booty shorts (because yes, those actually exist) could be in order too.
Sometimes the best part about being in a couple is getting to play the couples Halloween costume game. Halloween may still be weeks away, but it's never too early to start planning your costumes. Click through are list above for a few suggestions that you and your partner may want to try to rock this year.
Charles McDonald and Nate Tice's latest mock draft has five quarterbacks off the board in the top 13, a big-time weapon for Aaron Rodgers and some steals in the second half of the first round.