7 Ways Having a Baby is like a Government Shutdown

Having a baby isn't the grand bargain you expected. All of a sudden, there is a little unreasonable person, who looks like an old man, making ridiculous demands and threatening to shut down the whole operation. Babies, they are like Congress-whiny, unreasonable and unmoved by logic. Frankly, you're better off negotiating with Iran than getting your baby to sleep. - By Lyz Lenz

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