Goop, There it Is! 7 Ridiculous Pieces of Parenting Advice from Gwyneth Paltrow

NO! I shouldn't go there. But I do. EVERY week. I simply have to find out what Gwyneth Paltrow is up to on Goop, her lifestyle website, and torture myself at the utter perfection that is Gwynnie's life. So I try, desperately, to live my life according to her rules. I've studied those cookbooks that promise that her (and your) kids will love Brussels sprouts - but when I try the same thing my kids spit them out and ask in all seriousness if I've tried to poison them. I've read about what spring wardrobe I should have, before remembering I don't have a spare $12,000 to spend. I've coveted her home furnishings and accessories, which as it turns out, are really made only for Hollywood stars and not us mere mortals. Then I go away and feel like a complete failure. So, for once, I thought I would share the 7 best (or worst?) tips that Gwyneth imparted to us all on Goop - but are they helpful? You decide… -By Suzanne Cowie

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