Lions and tigers and... breasts?! Sexy celebs and their sexy stuffed animals
Jennifer Aniston is in the news this week for revealing to Allure how she hated the 'Rachel' haircut that made her famous on Friends. ("I think it was the ugliest haircut I've ever seen," she explained.) And, though the article is getting loads of attention (while actually being pretty standard magazine fare-Aniston watches The Bachelor! She's a good party host! Celebrities, they say things!), it's the accompanying photos that really caught our eye. In them, the actress appears waxen and eerily doll-like, cuddlin' up in unbuttoned pajamas, baring her side boobs, and making pouty-wouty baby faces under an astoundingly thick, spackle-y coat of taupe-tan makeup.
Now, we at Shine are all for a 41-year-old woman with a smokin' hot bod showing off said bod. But what we cannot abide, in fact, the one thing that is kind of making us want to slash our eyeballs and then die inside, is a grown-ass woman posing and making sexy-cooing baby faces while HOLDING A STUFFED ANIMAL.
Why is this a thing?