Alibis Colognes Give Men an Excuse for Everything

Alibis colognes make excuses for the men who wear them.
Alibis colognes make excuses for the men who wear them.

We've seen fragrances that smell like bacon, Play-Doh, and even marijuana, but now there's a new collection of colognes called Alibis designed to help men weasel out of sticky situations. Completely unsurprisingly, these scents were created by a "lap dancing club" called Mavericks in South Africa. So when a guy is out ogling strippers, all he needs to do is spray on "I was working late" which smells like coffee, wool suits, cigarettes, and ink. Spend too much time in the champagne room? Try a spritz of "My car broke down," a cologne with that smells like fuel and burnt rubber. For $37 a bottle you can attempt to fool your wife, girlfriend, or kids who have been waiting for you to come home.

We're sure some men out there might think Alibis colognes are hilarious, and some might even buy them, but really, even the name Alibis sounds like a "Saturday Night Live" spoof. Too bad "SNL" commercials are funnier, as is Sex Panther, the fictional cologne in "Anchorman." 60% of the time it works every time. Check out our favorite fake fragrances and let us know what scent you wish was on the market.


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