Daily FoodScopes - Friday August 1, 2008

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

The day is going to be sizzling hot, so why stick with the same old salad you've been eating for months? Kick up the flavor quotient with hot Thai chilies, complex Indian curries or unbearably delicious habanero sausages.

Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Maya-Aztec Reading

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Today might have you feeling like you're the c--- of the walk, but take care. When one dinner party guest cuts into a cutlet only to be faced with a pink spot, the embarrassment will be all yours. Dial down the arrogance.

Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Celtic Love Tarot Reading

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Your date will protest the necessity of cilantro on every dish, and you won't be able to keep from sprinkling it atop everything. Dial back that desire to provoke their temper today, and focus on provoking their taste buds.

Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Karmic Love Reading

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Indulgence is a rare word in your vocabulary, but that's about to change. You know that 100 dollar bottle of balsamic in your specialty grocer's lockbox? It has your name on it. Drizzle that sweet stuff all over some vanilla ice cream tonight!

Today's Cancer Reading: Free Sample Past Life Reading

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Flex your biggest muscle today -- that's right, your ego -- and snag a table at that trendy lunch spot. So what if you're underdressed? Don't these people know who you are?!

Today's Leo Reading: Free Sample Personal Astrology Profile

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Organization is your obsession, but you should tone down the OCD today. So your partner didn't use the orange mat for cutting produce? Is this really something to lose a relationship over?

Today's Virgo Reading: Free Sample Love Meter

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

It's date night and the old 'No, what do YOU want for dinner?' game will be in full swing. If you actually want spicy Hunan, don't settle for 'Asian fusion' because your sweetie wants it.

Today's Libra Reading: Free Sample Extreme Makeover Tarot Reading

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Rather than flaunting your disdain for your boss' 'no lunch break Friday' rule by bringing in a smelly tuna sandwich, pick a less offensive brown-bag option today. No one wants you fired over tuna salad!

Today's Scorpio Reading: Free Sample Daily Grind Reading

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

As cheerful as you feel, you know that you've only just begun! Turn up the charm and convince a not-so-inspired friend to try something they've been avoiding. Be it a plateful of sashimi or a tapioca bubble tea, it's your turn to set the pace for delight!

Today's Sagittarius Reading: Free Sample Celtic Cross Tarot Reading

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Selfishness abounds today, and this time it's not just you who's guilty of hoarding. Seek out a single-serve treat of your own to compensate. A single expensive truffle is a good start.

Today's Capricorn Reading: Free Sample Numerology Portrait

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Your creative mind is legendary, but do you really need to be the Top Chef every night of the week? Invite a lover or friend into the kitchen and let your connection spark delicious collaboration.

Today's Aquarius Reading: Free Sample Karma Reading

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Hold back the impulse to swoon at the sight of the Krispy Kremes in the office today. Everyone already knows about your low-sugar, macrobiotic diet and doesn't need a demonstration of your willpower.

Today's Pisces Reading: Free Sample of The Real You Reading

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