Aries (March 21 - April 19) You'll be back to normal today, conniving coworkers to buy you lunch. They know what you're up to, so you may not be getting that pastrami on rye with slaw and a big pickle. What they bring you might not be edible, and could still be moving!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Being greedy today won't do much for your already dubious reputation. So don't be tempted to hoard free cookies or cupcakes coworkers bring to work. Trying to sell them to back for a profit will be even worse.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Look at issues from both sides before making decisions today. On the one hand, that beef and sausage lasagna may contain a little more calories and fat than you need. On the other, it'll be totally delicious. This won't be an easy decision to make.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Settle in at home after work. You can shut out the stress of the outside world simply by relaxing. A nice dinner of grilled chicken breast and creamy mustard sauce over brown rice will greatly enhance the comfort and security you'll feel tonight.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Dazzle a date at dinner tonight. A romantic Italian restaurant will be the perfect setting and you'll expertly order antipasto, risotto and veal piccata. Impressed, your date may realize that all those things people said about you might be wrong.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Don't let work setbacks work put a damper on your weekend. Hanging with friends may help you forget about them. So go bowling tonight, followed by pizza, mozzarella sticks and beer at a sports pub. That workweek stress will soon melt away.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You'll crave the attention of others today. You can get it by bringing food into the office. Your homemade salsa and chips will have coworkers singing your praises. But your Cajun shrimp casserole may prompt them to genuflect as you pass by.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Brainstorm with coworkers today. But make today's session about what to have for lunch. The consensus will be made that seafood will be the best choice, mainly because the New England clam chowder is always freshest on Friday.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Avoid making decisions at work today. Leave the office early and take a long lunch. Then your only decision will be whether to have a roast beef sub on sourdough or whole wheat role. Those other decisions can wait until Monday.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) The week will end with you being denied a pay raise ... again. So a lack of a windfall may force you get cheap this weekend. Dinner at a local diner may actually be a surprise. Their chicken noodle soup and beef stew may be almost as good as Mom's.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) People may be laughing at you behind your back today. It won't have anything to do with your personality or looks. It'll because you dripped marinara sauce and cheese all over your tie while eating a meatball sub, and you've yet to notice.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Old habits die hard, but new customs may be even better. Shucking your high fat diet in favor of healthy salads, tofu and lean protein has had a sexy effect on your svelte new figure. You'll like the new you a lot more than the old one.
Former New York Yankees left-hander Fritz Peterson died at the age of 82. He is probably best known exchanging wives with teammate Mike Kekich in the 1970s.
