Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Friday January 23, 2009

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Find the best way to get through this Friday without actually working. So offer to buy everyone hot and sour soup, honey walnut prawns and roasted duck for lunch. Just don't tell them you're going to Hong Kong to get it.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You'll move slowly and with meticulous purpose today. Coworkers will wonder if that's your natural pace or a ploy to do as little as possible The answer will be revealed at lunch when it takes you two hours to finish a bowl of chicken noodle soup.

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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Hostile undercurrents will make this a difficult day. So avoid coworkers with axes to grind. Find a quiet spot outside and enjoy your homemade New York Reuben with slaw. It won't matter to you if it's snowing. You'll feel a lot safer out there.

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Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Today will be as good as being invited to a Texas ranch for a pig roast and beef barbecue. Or it could be as bad as finding out the ranch belongs to the now unemployed George W. Bush and Dick Cheney is the guest of honor.

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Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Be friendly and gracious today and people will buy you a frappuccino and a big slice of banana cream pie. But be arrogant and insulting and you could be wearing that pie as a mask. The choice is yours.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Having ambitions is healthy. But stepping on people to achieve them is not. So treat coworkers nicely today. Else the next time you order clam chowder at the company cafeteria you may find something in there that you're pretty sure is not a clam.

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Lingering on the past will make you blue today. So eat something fun that will change your mood. Blueberries are fun little flavor bombs that are loaded with antioxidants. And they might just keep you from feeling so, er, blue.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
The boss might be in a good enough mood to let everyone leave early today. Two words: Happy Hour! It'll be fun to relax by playing pool and eating nachos, potato skins and quesadillas with coworkers. It might even be cool if the boss shows up.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You may want to combine music and food today, so visit the local dinner theater. The show will be fun and raucous if not a little lowbrow. But your medium rare mesquite grilled pork chop will be a work of art.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Time to put another workweek on the shelf. Celebrate your many successes this week by relaxing at home. A hot shower will wash the stress away, and ordering a large pesto pizza will give you sustenance as you spend the night watching TV.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You may feel like you're being bombarded by subliminal messages today. But none will be as strong as the roasted duck hanging in a Chinatown window saying 'Eat me,' and not in a dirty, raunchy way.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You'll dream you'll see an angel descending to earth today. But that won't be any old angel. That'll be the waiter at an Italian restaurant, and he's delivering a plate of freshly made ravioli stuffed with crabmeat. You'll suddenly be in heaven.

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