Aries (March 21 - April 19) Try as you might you can't see into the future. That may be a good thing, as what you see could be the sad result of your unbalanced and unhealthy diet. But you can start to alter the future today by exchanging beef with chicken, salads instead of fries and water rather than soda.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Power struggles at work will reach a head today. Thank God it's Friday! Try not to get aggressive as you deal with power-hungry idiots. Save that for later when you can tear into a porterhouse steak dinner with obvious glee and relish. No, not that kind of relish.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It may be a good day to delve deep within your mind and see what you can find. It may be dark and murky in there, and maybe a little scary. You'll be really hungry when you eventually emerge, so go for sushi. After seeing what you saw you may need a little brain food.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You won't be on the same wavelength as coworkers today. While you'll be intense, they'll be all la-de-da. Give them a break; it's Friday. Think about joining them for after work festivities. A few beers, a couple rounds of pool, and many, many slices of pizza may have you finally chilling out.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You may be clinging to old habits, and it could be time to let go. You really love your Southern fried foods, but your butt may soon need it's own zip code. Healthier eating habits won't be hard to learn, although you may have to give up fried chicken, ribs, and watching Paula Deen.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Keep your mind open to ideas and concepts today. You'll be amazed at what you can learn by experiencing new things with other people. You could discover that Mexican cuisine is so much more than tacos and nachos, and there's more to Chinese than egg roll.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Today will be one of the better days of this week. Friday's have a way of doing that. So coast through the day, and skip out early if you can. Your coworkers will be surprised when they meet up with you at happy hour, and you've already eaten enough nachos and ribs for you and them combined.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're insightful about pop culture, yet you can't understand why Miley Cyrus won't just go away, and take the Jonas Brothers with her. Ponder over a seafood meal rich with clams and oysters. They'll provide the mental stimulation you need to wrap your brain around this and other mysteries of life.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You'll be a social animal today, on the prowl for human interaction. The Friday happy hours will be ripe for such encounters. Someone could strike your fancy, so ask them to dine with you. Choose somewhere fun like a hip bistro, and a great friendship can be forged over quiche and French onion soup.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Things may not go as planned today, but don't let that get you down. It's Friday, the start of another weekend. Then your plans will include having fun, hanging with friends and treating them to dinner at a cool Korean restaurant for the full-course hanjeongsik that features plenty of banchan.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) People are always inspired by your sage words and pithy advice. So it won't be hard to convince them to dine at an Ethiopian restaurant with you tonight. They may be skeptical at first, but once they have the tibs, firfir and tej, they'll realize the culinary delights they've been missing.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) People will respect your opinions today. They may not agree with them, but at least they'll respect them. So show them the same, and check out some of the things they've been telling you. You'll find that Greek cuisine is a lot more than falafel, and baklava is indeed one sweet treat.
