Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your energy levels will flag this morning and you'll get drowsy well before lunch. It could be time to reach into your bag of tricks. A banana and a carton of blueberry yogurt will wake you up and blast you straight into lunch.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Arrogant coworkers won't be deserving of your time or company today. So have lunch alone. You'll enjoy a turkey club and chicken soup a lot better if you don't have to wash it down with a heaping helping of sarcasm.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) The wheels will turn today and your ideas will roll into action. There may not be much to do other than wait for them to come to fruition. So get in a long workout at lunch. This way you can have a meatball sub and sausage cheese soup without guilt.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You'll snatch victory from the jaws of defeat at work today. Relieved teammates will be happy and treat you to lunch. Don't be humble and order the prime rib dinner with the works, and a glass of wine. To the victor go the spoils.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Wear tight-fitting clothes that show off your svelte new bod today. Show coworkers just how you achieved that by lunching on grilled chicken Caesar salad and cup of soup. They'll be anxious to copy you, and there may be a sudden run on Caesar salad.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Too much dizzying action at work today may have you retreating to your corner, contemplating throwing in the towel. So find a few moments to relax with a cappuccino and blueberry Danish. That may be all you need to go another nine rounds.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Screw the details today and look to the big picture. Ground bison may be lower in fat and higher in protein than ground beef, but that won't matter to you. Your only concern will be that its heartier flavor adds oomph to your homemade chili.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Buying your boss lunch today to placate his nasty mood could go in either direction. But take a chance and buy him Chinese homey walnut prawns and egg role for lunch. He'll either praise you for being a team player, or berate you for being a suck-up.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Good fortune will smile on you today. And an unexpected surprise will be one you were hoping for. So be prepared to jump for joy when your business card is picked out of the big fishbowl and you win a free meatball grinder and large soda.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Expect a difficult day as nothing seems to go right. It'll take all you've got to make it through, and quitting time won't come soon enough. But something soothing awaits you at home, and that slow-cooked lamb stew will be oh-so right!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Power struggles will turn the workplace into a wrestling steel-cage match. You'll get bruised and battered yet emerge victorious. So take your animal machismo and tear into a T-bone steak and baked spud tonight. There won't be anything fake about that.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Drama at work may be too much for you to bear today. So go to your quiet place and find a few moments to meditate. A cup of soothing first flush Darjeeling tea will help with that. The gentle floral aroma alone could be enough to restore your chi.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
