Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your fiery metabolism tends to burn through calories pretty quickly, so you don't worry about eating lo-cal -- you care about taste. On today, National Frozen Yogurt Day, you can pick your favorite flavor of this tart treat and indulge with freedom.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Cheese, glorious cheese! An Earthy sign like yourself understands that it's better to eat a small chunk of high-quality dairy than lots of processed 'cheeze food.' So on National Cheese Day, get a deluxe cheese plate instead of dessert at a good restaurant.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Being an Air sign, you don't like to eat too much stuff that weighs you down. But on National Cheese Day, you should celebrate with a select bit of choice dairy, whether it's raw-milk cheese or a good slice of Morbier with some rosemary crostini.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) National Cheese Day is a great time to sample something new -- perhaps a wine-soaked goat cheese or Morbier, with its trademark line of ash. Or you might prefer to go back to basics and make a grilled cheese sandwich with some good, basic Cheddar.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're aware of how many grams of calories and fat are in dairy products, but on National Cheese Day, you have to celebrate with a cube of the good stuff. Enjoy some Stilton with apricots and a good glass of cognac. Bite into a hunk of oniony Cotswald.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Go the extra mile on National Cheese Day. Call your friends and visit a local cheese shop for a tasting, or host one of your own. Improvise if you don't have fancy crackers: sandwich bread toasted, cut into triangles and basted with butter, is a great alternate.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your idea of celebrating National Cheese Day involves some Parmesan-dusted toast rounds and a slice or two of top-notch Gloucester, double-cream Brie and gorgonzola. Why not throw a slice of American on there, too, just to keep it real?
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Be careful during National Cheese Day! You're a creature of strong appetites, and while you can actually emerge from some escapades stronger and improved, too much dairy can actually just leave you with a pretty serious stomachache.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You crave a bite that has some bite, even on National Cheese Day. Explore what's on offer in your local cheese section. Pepper jack is always a solid choice, or experiment with making your own harissa-encrusted Gloucester.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You have an iron will, but you also have a healthy appreciation for the sensual pleasures, including taste. On National Cheese Day, please both sides of your personality by partaking of a sampler platter of a few of your favorite, most decadent cheeses.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) National Cheese Day is a great time to explore other ways people are looking at this delicious concoction. Check out a local cheese cave. Read up on raw milk cheeses. Or be really daring and explore vegan cheeses like Daiya.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) It just might be that you're not the biggest fan of cheese, yet here it is -- National Cheese Day. If you just find the thought of all that dairy too much to bear, go for a lighter, more natural option: make your own cheese with good-quality whole yogurt instead.
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