Aries (March 21 - April 19) Monday again? Didn't we just have one of these? You'll need to find the best way to approach what could be a mind-numbing day. You'll need caffeine, of course, and perhaps something substantial for breakfast. Pancakes and sausages could really get the motors running, at least until lunch.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You'll be slow moving on what will turn out to be a fast-paced day. You'll need to ramp up fast. So head straight to your local coffee shop, order a tall moccaccino with extra chocolate syrup, and pour it directly over your head.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You'll be a hard-workin' dervish today, a nervous bundle of energy. You'll get a lot done, but you'll eventually need to ramp down if you want to retain your sanity. Check out your local Italian restaurant after work, and take your good, sweet time enjoying a couple hundred hand-rolled ravioli.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Work will be one problem after another. Oh, the insanity! Don't let the troubles of the office drive you batty. Reconnect with your inner child when you get home. A fun dinner of franks and beans could put you back in your happy place, especially if have a hot fudge sundae for dessert!
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You know what you want in life and you know how to get it. All it takes is for that little voice in your head to make a suggestion, and you're on the hunt! So heed that voice today, especially if it wants Maryland crab cakes with a bowl of Manhattan clam chowder. You'll be glad you listened.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You may meet someone you'll be interested in romantically. Cooking is always a good way to make a good impression. But watch what you make or you could throw out the wrong signals. Oysters with an arugula salad followed by chocolate and champagne could have the date ending before it even begins.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You may be feeling blue today, and it'll seem like good cheer is a hard thing to come by. So eat foods that match your mood. Blueberries are a cute and fun snack, and they pack an anti-oxidant punch that may actually lift your spirits.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You'll need to be tough and shrewd to get through this hectic day. So put your game face on, but expect to get bruised and battered. You may gain a few victories, but you'll be spent by day's end. Drag your butt home and heat up a pot of chicken noodle soup. It'll comfort your dispirited soul.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You'll feel conservative today. You'll ignore the lure of adventure and you'll turn your back on the exciting and stimulating. That's okay; you can't always be a ball of fire. So at dinner you may want to bypass a bowl of hearty yet complex seafood chowder and go with the alphabet soup instead.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Give a shout out to coworkers today so they get the recognition they deserve. They, in turn, will bask in the respect they'll receive. Take this love fest to the nearest sports pub after work, where everyone can pat each other on the back while getting fat and happy on nachos and Buffalo wings.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Today will be a baffling ball of confusion. You won't know why but don't try to fight it. But after work do your best to take on things you can understand. It won't take much to wrap you head around a pesto pizza, and downing that sucker won't take any thinking at all.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Refrain from asking friends in high places for any favors today. The retribution they demand may not be worth it. You could find yourself fetching their coffee and lunches, although you'll draw the line at chewing their food and then feeding it to them, even if it is a porterhouse steak and onion rings.
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