Daily FoodScopes - Thursday January 8, 2009

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You'll be all fun and flirty today! A lunchtime bowl of oyster stew could be behind your randy behavior; those thick, plump oysters may have lit a fire in your loins. But skip the grilled asparagus on the side. Then you'll have to take a cold shower.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Looking at things extra closely today may yield interesting surprises. Your favorite 'non-fat' yogurt may actually be loaded with sugar. You might as well be eating ice cream. Eat fruit if you need the sugar rush or tofu for the protein.

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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Don't over-think things today. It may keep you from truly enjoying life's experiences. Yes, fettuccine with a creamy shrimp and scallop sauce may be high in calories and fat. But sometimes you've got to just let loose and enjoy!

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Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Do what you want today, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. So eat as many fried mozzarella sticks, French fries and nachos as you like today. But have a diet cola with all that. It may stave off the guilt that will eventually wash over you.

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Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You'll want to experience diversity today. So how about lunch at a salad bar? The wide range of veggies, soups and breads will be a wholesome dream come true. But stay away from the dessert section. Chocolate pudding will not be a healthy choice.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Try to do your best today, but you may come up short. So don't beat yourself up for downing an entire Philly hoagie. It's the accompanying bag of potato chips that you should be ashamed of. No, having a diet soda will not make amends.

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Throw new twists into old experiences today. So bake lasagna, but use lean ground turkey rather than beef and low-fat ricotta and parmesan cheese. It'll taste yummy and you won't have to spend an hour on the treadmill to burn off the excess fat.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You may not be able to avoid temptation landmines today. So you can't be blamed for eating fried bologna and cheese sandwich with sea salt and vinegar potato chips. But there's a bar of chocolate coming up, and you're heading right for it.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You'll be the only one who can determine the outcome of situations today. You'll want to eat healthy, but lunch will offer too many temptations. Will it be the tuna sandwich and green salad, or the meatball sub? Only you'll know for sure.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
You can often make things better by discarding the extras. Take the sour cream, cheese and refried beans out that burrito and you've got yourself a healthy meal. Use a whole-wheat tortilla and you're sitting on a winner!

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You'll have to communicate creatively to get through to people today. Miming is good. But offering them treats like candy bars and chocolate cake will be even better. Once all that sugar goes to their heads you can get them to do anything.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Your lucidity will quickly dissolve today. That's what you get for eating cold pizza for breakfast. How hard can it be to heat up oatmeal and open a carton of yogurt? Looks like your laziness has caught up with you again!

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