Aries (March 21 - April 19) Coworkers may have to carry you on their backs today. A general sense of lethargy will render you virtually useless. This will be a humbling yet learning experience for you. Don't repeat this mistake tomorrow and actually eat something for breakfast, even if it is only scrambled eggs and toast.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Don't let weird people get your goat today. Tolerate them, but don't let them change your behavior, especially if you have to dine with them at lunch. Let them have their raw fish, tentacles and smelly cheeses. You'll be perfectly content with your bologna sandwich and apple.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) People may try to influence your views and opinions today. Some of them may be food for thought, but most will be too outlandish to even consider. Check out the sound ones, but there's no way anyone will be able to convince you that sliced octopus that's still alive is a delicacy.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You'll try to respond in intellectual ways to things that please you today. But you may be so floored that it won't come out sounding as smart as you'd like. That could happen at dinner tonight when you dine on a succulent lobster tail and utter the immortal words, 'DOH! That's sooooo good!'
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You'll clash with someone today whose ego is as big as yours. This battle of the iron giants could get intense and a detente will eventually have to be reached. Then you'll both concur that a creamy clam/garlic sauce goes smashingly with any kind of pasta, even if you can't agree on a pasta.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Find subtle ways to change your dull day-to-day routine today. It could as simple as rearranging your desk, taking a different route to work or replacing lettuce with arugula and having albacore tuna rather than grilled chicken in your salad. Sometimes it's the little things ...
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Deep insight will give you an affinity to the wants and needs of others today. This will make working together easier. But things may not go as smoothly after work when you take them out for pizza, and no one will be able to agree on suitable toppings.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Problems at home may weigh heavily on your mind today. Don't let them get the best of you and don't take them out on coworkers. Ring up a friend instead, and ask if you can get together for dinner. Pouring your heart out will be therapeutic, as will an old-fashioned fried chicken and biscuit dinner.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Today will be a good one for an exchange of ideas and concepts. Great minds often think alike, and there's no telling what can come from this meeting of the minds. Try tossing ideas around over a dinner of sashimi and miso soup. All that brain food may actually raise the intellectual bar.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You may be thinking about making changes to your lifestyle. That's great, but don't get too outlandish. Keep things subtle and reasonable. No matter how daring you'd like to be, eating raw fish that's still moving is just plain disgusting. Stick to the traditional sashimi instead.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You'll have so much energy today you may actually give off sparks. So expect to get a lot done. But relax after work and join friends for dinner. Who knows, over a fun Mexican dinner you may realize that someone there is more than a friend and you'll be giving off sparks of a different kind.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You may have too many thoughts racing through your head, and it's impossible to turn them off. Relax after work with yoga or meditation. That should help calm your mind. Follow that up with a green salad and salmon filet dinner. You'll come full circle as you do good things for your mind and body.
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