Aries (March 21 - April 19) Don't play sports that employ a racquet today. Tennis, badminton and racquetball could prove dangerous. You can't see those little balls until they've slammed into your jaw. Then you're drinking chocolate protein shakes for a month, which actually might be a great way to lose weight.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You may watch carefully constructed alliances fall apart today. Smiling faces sometimes tell lies, so watch whom you confide in. After work, seek out someone you can trust. That could be the waiter at your favorite Chinese restaurant, and he's ordering the walnut prawns even as you walk in.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It's hard for people to take you seriously when you act like a child. Show a little maturity today and people could see you as a force to be reckoned with. But if bosses take you to lunch avoid ordering the franks and beans, and asking for crayons so you figure out the maze on the placemat.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Bigger may not necessarily prove to be better today. So don't judge until you've tasted if you feel that your restaurant portions are undersized. That roasted halibut filet may seem small but it's packed with a flavor that's rich and inviting, especially when served with lemon couscous.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) While you can be overblown at times, your generous spirit makes up for it. You'd give the shirt off your back, so don't be surprised if they treat you to dinner tonight. And don't be shy. Go ahead and order the extravagant lobster meal. Never let them forget that at heart you'll always be overblown.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) There will be too much going on today. It'll seem endless, and you'll leave the office feeling exhausted and flogged. So seek out simplicity. This could be a good night for soup and salad. It doesn't get much simpler than that.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You'll stay active with people today until they finally work your last nerve. Discreetly excuse yourself and go somewhere for some alone time. Your local coffee house could be a good place for that. A latte, Danish and the newspaper may be your definition of the perfect day.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You may feel strong and intense today, but keep it under wraps. You may be around people who could be intimidated by aggressiveness. Leave that for later when you can attack a bowl of spicy bowl of chili with the same gleeful aplomb of Ultraman taking on Gomora.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You may not have the finances to quell your sense of wanderlust. But if you've read enough of these 'scopes, you know where I'm going with this. Dining on ethnic cuisines may be all you need to take you there, and a simple falafel could take you back to the sun-kissed, house-lined slopes of Greece.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) People may come to you with their problems today. You'll listen, but encourage them to find their own solutions. They may resent your selfish suggestions, and spurn you. Oh, well, too bad. This way you can dine alone tonight, enjoying a fabulous prime rib dinner without listening to them whine.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Power struggles will permeate your workday. The last thing you'll need is to fight them at home, too. You can head that off by secluding yourself in the kitchen and emerging with fried chicken, biscuits and creamed corn. If that doesn't make for a delicious peace settlement, nothing will.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Focus will be a hard thing to keep today. Your mind will want to wander, but reel it back if you want to get work done. Your fantasies will be indulged after work, when a cheesy pepperoni and sausage calzone is laid before you, and you will indeed give hearty thanks.
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