Aries (March 21 - April 19) Be agreeable and charming today, and say yes to everyone and everything, and you run the risk of being labeled a 'yes man.' That fact may not confront you today. If kissing up to the cook at your local diner means getting extra gravy on your open face roast beef sandwich and fries, then that's what you should do.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Keeping yourself constantly ready for the possibility of romance can be exhausting. You cannot always be seen in the most favorable light, so don't be afraid to drop your pretenses and act a little goofy today. Who knows, someone out there might find the way you spill chocolate ice cream on your chin as you lick a cone to be really cute.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Cultivating qualities of deep focus today is like trying to grow daisies in a desert -- so you can let the fog envelope you, or do everything you can to keep it at bay. Tea has been proven to help with focus and concentration, so brew up a pot. It doesn't matter if it's green, oolong or black -- it's all good!
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Keep domestic problems out of the work place today, because your coworkers aren't all that interested. Don't even try to hoist your drama on them at lunch, unless you like being ignored. You don't get much sympathy, and crying all over your chicken chow mein does little good.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your stubborn ego doesn't let you overindulge in public. What you do behind closed doors is another story. You may think you're being clandestine, but visitors could get wise when they spot the empty pizza boxes hidden behind the furniture. Ultimately, though, the garlic fries breath proves to be your undoing.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) The office is no place for self-reflection or silently lamenting the things in your life that never came to pass. Wait until you get home to do that, as blubbering at your desk is quite an unflattering show. You can cry all you want over a plate of meatloaf and mac and cheese, bemoaning the fact that you never achieved that goal of being a circus clown.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) The end of the month is here -- a time to reflect on the progress of those healthier eating resolutions. Hopefully you can give yourself an A for effort, but a C for actual execution. It's okay if you snuck in a few pizza slices or spread cream cheese on your bagel. Enjoy your little indiscretions, and try to do better next month!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You have little time in your life for petty feuds with meaningless people. They may be only trying to stir the pot, but getting your goat could get them kicked in the butt. Don't stoop to their level, and beware of their traps. Remember that you're filet mignon and they're meatloaf, and not very good meatloaf at that.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) The end of the month is a good time to access the progress of your health and fitness resolutions. A big part of you is happy about the change to lean proteins, whole grains and lots of fruit and veggies. Another part of you still craves burgers, fries and pizza, but that part has gotten significantly smaller. Keep on keeping on -- success is almost at hand!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Let your feelings be known in loud and evident terms today. There's no way you can let certain things stand today, and finding the turkey on wheat slathered with mayo instead of Dijon mustard could be the last straw. Don't get too bellicose when unloading. This could be the only diner in town you haven't already been kicked out of.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your day is frustrating, maddening, infuriating and any other negative adjective you can come up with. Things get much better when you get home and your homemade stuffed pork chops and mashed garlic potatoes are amazing, superb, heavenly, and downright awesome!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You feel unusually conservative today, and you have no time for extravagance or showy displays. This philosophy extends across the board, even to the foods you eat, so let the others go off for their gazpacho or complex seafood chowders. A simple bowl of chicken noodle soup may suffice for you, especially if there's a few slices of white bread on the side.
