Astrology.com Daily FoodScopes - Tuesday January 6, 2009

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You sometimes need to overcome many obstacles to reach your goals. But perseverance will get you past temptation. So walk the gauntlet of donut shops, Mexican restaurants and Jewish delis today. The organic salad bar is only a block away.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Indulge your inner animal today. You'll want something naughty and Dutch, preferably from Amsterdam. So bring home a box of Dutch chocolate tonight and go wild. Belgian will do just as well if you can't find something from Holland.

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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Your neighbors may be complaining about strange nocturnal noises coming from your apartment, sounds that are primal and somewhat animalistic. Let them think what they want; that won't stop you from eating take-out shrimp chow mein in bed.

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Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
You'll be captain of the ship today. But you'll be like those skippers on 'The Deadliest Catch' and not the one from 'Gilligan's Island.' Then you'll have all the Alaskan King Crab legs you can eat and not have to share them with that dumbass Gilligan.

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Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You may spend like a celebrity but that doesn't mean you can afford it. So don't order the Lobster Thermidor at a fancy four-star just to impress friends. Even B-list celebrities wouldn't be forced to wash dishes if they couldn't pay. Well, maybe Gary Coleman.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
To you French fries constitute foreign cuisine. But there's more to it than that, so go international today. No, Chinese chicken salad doesn't actually come from China, but just keep believing that if it helps.

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Too much holiday eating, drinking and making merry was way too much. Those love handles need their own zip code! It could be time to revert back to salads, fruit, yogurt and lean proteins. It's either that or a whole new wardrobe.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Patience will indeed be a virtue today. You'll wait and wait until you're bursting at the seams. But you'll finally get home and the aroma of shrimp gumbo that's been slow cooking all day will hit you in the face. Then you won't wait to dig in.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
There are better ways of dealing with recent heartbreak than listening to Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' on continuous loop. Tomato soup and a grilled cheese sandwich will be a tastier and much less morose way of drowning your sorrows.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Teaching your kids cooking basics is always fun. So let them help you prepare simple meals like meatloaf or tuna casserole. They'll learn a valuable new skill and some day soon you'll come home and dinner will be waiting for you for a change.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Indulge in culinary eccentricities from around the world tonight. You'll have many choices: live octopus from Korea, blood dumplings from Sweden or American Rocky Mountain oysters. Funny, they don't taste like oysters.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Grab yourself some hot dogs and marshmallows today. You can put them to good use tonight when you set all those bogus love letters ablaze. On second thought, forget the wienies. A bonfire that big could roast an entire pig!

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