Aries (March 21 - April 19) In your vision of the future you've got a lean, svelte body that movie stars would die for. Too bad your reality doesn't match your fantasies. But that doesn't mean you can't get what you want. A healthy nutritional plan and a comprehensive workout routine could get your there, and the future will be now.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Power struggles at home could be burning your buns, and getting you hungry. That could be just the thing to repair current rifts with your sweetie. The smell of a home-cooked meal could melt the hardest of hearts and get you two cooking again, and not just in the kitchen.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You may find yourself changing your opinions on some deep-seated beliefs today. This will be good for you, as it may help you enjoy things you normally wouldn't. So march on down to your nearest Indian restaurant and order with reckless abandon, and tell them to go heavy on the curry.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) People may be critical of your cooking skills today, but react with intelligence rather than emotion. Calmly ask them to kindly explain themselves before sticking corn skewers into their foreheads. And then never again invite them to one of your dinner parties.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You'll need to be like a waiter in a busy four-star restaurant today: quick on your feet and adaptable. Without those skills you're day could collapse like bad bread dough. You'll have the energy and the smarts to get your through, and you'll be serving up a big, steaming dish of self-confidence.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You may not be the good teammate today, grabbing the ball for yourself and muscling into the end zone with confidence and pizzazz. You'll be feeling pretty good about yourself until they pour that bucket of Gatorade on your head. At least you think, you hope, it was Gatorade.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You'll get along well with others today, until you hear what they've been saying about you behind your back. That news will really steam your veggies, but you will have your revenge. Invite them all to a dinner party and throw a extra hot sauce into the chili. That'll get 'em going!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Unexpected emotional outbursts at home could have your kettle boiling over today. You've gotten into fights before, but this time your goose could be cooked. You'll beg for forgiveness, but it could be a while before this meal is properly digested.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You can communicate with others without using words today. Everyone speaks the universal language of food, so invite friends to dinner, and let your delicious dishes and fabulous presentation do the talking.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Don't introduce new ingredients into the meal if you don't have to today. Experimenting with different twists will only leave you with the type of mess that even the garbage disposal won't be able to handle.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Share your visions of a perfect society with friends today. They'll be inspired to join you in realizing your dreams. But first, how about a little brunch with a lot of mimosas? You may have a few too many of those, but that's okay. All that realizing your dreams stuff can wait until tomorrow.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You may find yourself lost in thought today, daydreaming about the future. You won't be able to stay in the present, because you know better things are only a few hours away. That's when that lasagna will be ready, and you'll eat like there's no tomorrow.
