Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your drive for success will be fraught with roadblocks and breakdowns today. Frustrating, yes, but it's to be expected of long-distance trips. It may wise to pull over at the nearest roadside diner and think about the road ahead. French toast and a hot cup of coffee may be just the break you need.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Meticulous planning will ensure that projects run smoothly today. You'll be glad you put your ducks in a row as everything comes to fruition. Reward yourself at the end of the day with something different, like dinner at a high-end Chinese restaurant where you'll have, what else, roasted duck.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Coworkers will be wearing masks today, and you won't know whom to trust. This will make for a paranoid day. Keep to yourself if you can, because there's something comforting waiting at home. A traditional meatloaf dinner with mashers and gravy ... now there's something you can rely on.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You may have to deal with some unpleasant business today. Whether personal or professional, it will be distasteful and upsetting. Soothe your nerves during the day with lots of green tea, and take in some comfort food for dinner. It's for times like these that they invented mac and cheese.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You've a new romantic interest, so making a good impression is a must. Tickets to a Jonas Brothers concert will actually work against you. Hit the kitchen instead, and dazzle them with your culinary skills. Who needs lame kiddy rock when you can offer coq au vin instead?
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your hard work could pay off today in the form of a raise or promotion at work. Break out the champers; it's time to celebrate! But try not to spend money you're yet to receive. Keep the festivities low key, perhaps a Chinese feast with a few close friends. You'll get more bang for your egg roll.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Conflicts at home could upset your balance today. It's always uncomfortable when the see saw isn't on an even keel, but time and patience should heal the wounds. Until then, avoid binge eating to soothe the pain. A steady diet of potato chips, pizza and soda won't make you feel any better.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You and coworkers will run like a well-oiled machine today. Projects will be completed with little difficulty as collaboration produces excellent results. Let the backslapping begin after work over a fun dinner. Japanese cuisine is always good for that, because sushi rocks!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Too many take out Chinese lunches may be putting a little too much chunk in your trunk these days. It could be time to start making meals at home. Chicken or tuna sandwiches, fruit, yogurt and nuts are all cheaper alternatives, and will go a long way to helping trim those unsightly pounds.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You'll see the positive results of your hard work today. The sense of satisfaction will be gratifying, but you're never one to let success go to your head. You'll congratulate in your usual low-key style and tossing a little extra Tabasco sauce into your chili will be all the excitement you'll need.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You'll feel lethargic for most of today. Caffeine won't help, and neither will the counterproductive effects of eating lots of sugary snacks. Perhaps you're finally realizing the folly of skipping breakfast. Even something as simple as oatmeal, toast and an orange will rev you up for the busy day.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Coworkers will be grateful for your help today. You'll give freely of your advice and expertise. But don't lord that over them, and be humble in accepting their thanks. You may even decline their offers to take you to lunch, unless it's to a steak house, of course, and the meal is on them.
