Aries (March 21 - April 19) Today there's no match to your fire, intensity and passion. That is, until you bite into a piece of naan slathered with Dorset Naga -- the world's spiciest pepper. Guzzle some ice water, but keep eating. You've met your match!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You can't just sit back and let things happen, today, so jump up and lead the charge! Start by firmly deciding against the usual pizza lunch that your boss insists on ordering. There are so many better Italian and French bakeries around the office that are dying to furnish panini and antipasto.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You'll be exposed to ideas today that you might ordinarily not entertain. Offered a stew of chicken hearts and beans? Strange as it sounds, you'll feel compelled to try it out today.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) The tendency to splurge may be overwhelming today. Do you really need to buy two pounds of little neck clams for dinner tonight, or would it be easier and cheaper to just get some take-out cioppino?
Leo (July 23 - August 22) When you get on your soapbox, the world better take notice! And so should you today -- of your breath. Remember that your triple soy mocha can leave a big impression with each proclamation at today's post-coffee break meeting. Mints are your friend.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) There may be a lot happening right now, but don't rush perfection. Distract your detractors at work by bringing in a platter of crimson red velvet cupcakes. Don't forget the cream cheese frosting: it's crucial for maintaining satisfied silence while you get things done.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your justice-seeking volume is turned up to 11 today, and any wrong-doers better watch their step! Dial down the preaching when dealing with errant waiters, confused butchers and laggy baristas, though. You need these people to keep your taste buds happy.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Though you feel powerful and control, this is not a good day to challenge the powers that be. Focus your need for power on your dinner plate. Rediscover lean meats like turkey and venison, both which pack a protein punch with fewer calories.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You may not be able to take an exotic vacation at the moment, but don't let that hinder your ability to take a mini-trip in your own town. Head out to the local Chinatown or Little Siam and do your dining outside your comfort zone.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Sometimes you can be proud of your leadership styles, but not today. Adjust your approach. Instead of forcing the team to your favorite deli for lunch, let them go their own ways. No one should have to eat pastrami just because you want it.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) There's at least one relationship in your life that you're struggling with at the moment, and it's likely with sugar. Rather than satisfying that sweet tooth with a chocolate bar or fruit pie, why not seek out more grown-up, healthy alternatives? A small piece of dark chocolate or baked apple will satiate the urge and has some health benefit.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) If they gave out Oscars for 'best freakout,' you'd win it after your performance today. Divert the need to explode by visiting a Korean ramen house and ordering up some dae gu poljim. You'll be too busy savoring the garlic and sweating from chilies to be a drama queen.
