Aries (March 21 - April 19) Start a new routine of hitting the gym before work. Getting up early won't be a problem after a while and you'll have lots of energy afterwards. And the post workout egg white omelet, wheat toast and fruit will be positively orgasmic.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) The sweet caresses may be a thing of the past and now you're heartbroken. You want to move on but picking your self up may be hard. But a hearty meatloaf with mac and cheese on the side may help get you through another lonely night.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Count your beans today; you might not have as many as you thought. It could be time to cut corners. Cooking at home will become a must, but even there the pickings will be a little slim. All you may be able to afford will be frank and beans.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Today's a good one to make summer vacation plans. You may want to go somewhere like Siberia where you don't have to shed any clothes. Or you could start a diet of yogurt, salads and healthy sandwiches, and go somewhere sunny where less is more.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You may find yourself pondering life's deeper questions today. So try to figure things out at lunch. The letters in a bowl of alphabet soup may tell you everything you need to know. Or maybe they're just spelling out your name.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) A healthy breakfast is a great way to kick off the day. But one loaded with fat may slow you down. Poached eggs are a great low-fat choice since no oil or butter is used. Serve that over toasted brioche with pistou sauce and you've got a winner!
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Bury the hatchet today by inviting a frenemie to dinner tonight. Tell them you're dining Korean but don't tell them that sannakji is on the menu. Watching this person eat raw octopus will be the best revenge!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) People in the service industry deal with rude people nightly. So don't be one of the jerks tonight. And don't try to return that porterhouse back a few times because it's not exactly to your liking. You have no idea what goes on in that kitchen.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Coworkers will drive you crazy today. But there may be ways to get back at them while enjoying your favorite snack. Open a bag of pistachio nuts and dig in while at your desk. The constant sound of cracking shells may drive them, er, nuts.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You'll plan to get a lot done today, but constant interruptions may keep that from happening. Things will get better when you get home tonight. That's when your plans to make a delicious stir-fry shrimp in mustard sauce will go off without a hitch!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You'll feel grounded today, and not into anything unusual. So conservatism will be the theme of the day. This philosophy will go with you to dinner when tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches will be as racy as it gets.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Acting impulsively will have you making interesting discoveries today. That's how you'll find that Greenland's cuisine is not as unusual as you thought. Halibut casserole followed by crowberry and apples in cream are organic, earthy delights.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
