Aries (March 21 - April 19) You could be amazed today when coworkers swoop in and help you out of a tight jam. That's the essence of teamwork, but be sure to show them your appreciation. Footing the bill at everyone's favorite sushi joint is a great way to emphatically give your team the recognition they deserve.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If you keep yourself out of them, observing today's many office power struggles could actually be quite amusing. Watching coworkers play cat and dog is good for a giggle, but just be glad you don't have to deal with that kind of energy-sucking nonsense. The only struggle you experience today could be choosing between Thai or Mexican for lunch.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Sticking to a strict diet is excellent, but don't get stuck in a vortex of familiarity. There are so many variations of healthy cooking that you needn't rely on just one. Broiled marinated chicken breasts are the ultimate no-fat food, but learn to stir-fry, grill, or pan-fry them and you can avoid falling into a rut. Online research can produce a wealth of healthy recipes.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Don't be afraid to throw some of your crazy ideas out there today. Family members may be surprisingly receptive to your suggestion of having a vegetarian-style dinner. Stir-fried tofu with red bell peppers and Vietnamese hot sauce is a hit, although the rose petal soup may take some getting used to.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Typically, you're the one with all of the bright ideas at work -- but in your personal life, your mind could be as barren as fifty miles of desert highway. You may have to lean on others to help you today, and when they suggest going vegan for dinner, you'd better be good with it. It's not like you have any original ideas of your own today.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Making slight changes to your daily routine may be all it takes to spice things up. Have a cup of organic green tea instead of coffee, use Dijon mustard rather than mayo in tuna salad and munch on fruit slices instead of vending machine snacks. With all of the excitement going on during the day, you can't wait to see what dinner brings!
Libra (September 23 - October 22) The secret to getting along with others today is in generosity, both in spirit and material things. You might be surprised at how meaningful simple gestures can be, and if you share some of your homemade chocolate and mint brownies with coworkers, you might never again find a Kick Me sign stuck to your back!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're insightful about pop culture, yet you can't understand why anyone would want to spend more than five minutes with any of the Real Housewives. Ponder that over a seafood meal rich with clams and oysters. The Omega-3's provide the mental stimulation you need to realize that thinking about the lives of the rich and talentless is a colossal waste of time.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) A networking event is a great way to expand your professional and personal horizons. You talk to a lot of strangers today, so be on top of your game. Avoiding the urge to splurge on appetizers also might be advisable. Spilling a plateful of Swedish meatballs down the front of your designer shirt doesn't fall under the category of impressive.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) The weekend is here before you know it, but avoid the urge to get a head start. Skip the midweek Happy Hour, stir-fry veggies and chicken for dinner and then hit the hay early. You can get your fill of Buffalo wings, crab puffs and quesadillas once Friday rolls around.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Without even knowing it, you may be affecting a positive change on those around you. Seeing your healthy glow and the look of supreme satisfaction whenever you eat one of your seitan or black bean burgers could have others adapting your vegetarian ways. Imagine the impact you'd have if you actually tried!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Making lifestyle changes is good as long as you're making the right changes. Giving up white rice and pastas in favor of healthier starches like quinoa, millet or buckwheat: good change! Dyeing your hair purple and wearing it in a pompadour: not so much!
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
