Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your house may be stuffed with possessions that have outgrown their use. Plan a garage sale for the weekend. You may have to come with an incentive to attract people, so grill up hot dogs and give them away. They'll come for the food, but whether they buy some of that crap is questionable.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You may feel like letting loose tonight. Things always get a little decadent when that happens. And the events of a day's excursion can be blurry come the next morning. So if you awake tomorrow smeared with barbecue sauce, chocolate and melted cheese, you'll know that you at least had a great time.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Neighbors may be alarmed at strange sounds emanating from your apartment at night. The sounds are slightly animalistic and more than a little disturbing. They may not want to know what's going on up there, even if what they're hearing is only the sound of you tearing into another large sausage pizza.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You may have some loco ideas zipping around in your brain, and today is a good one to test some of them out. People will initially be skeptical but don't let that stop you. Ignore them when they say your ideas are far-fetched. They said the same thing about garlic ice cream, and look at how great that is.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) It'll be easy to overeat at the myriad of office birthday, going away, and promotion parties today. You'll leave the office with your belly bulging; so hit the gym to burn some of those calories. Keep dinner light and simple. Veggie soup and a salad will counterbalance all the crap you'll eat today.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You'll achieve a lot by soul searching today. It'll put you in touch with your inner self, someone you may not know that well. But try not to do this while dining out. The waiters may become alarmed if you go into a catatonic state and fall face first into a steaming bowl of pasta primavera.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Problems with coworkers may be simmering just beneath the surface. Be careful of your tone of voice and how you approach people. The tiniest thing could be used as an excuse to start a fight. Walk away should that happen and eat all of the chocolate brownies you baked as a peace offering.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You'll encounter a force stronger than you today and it'll take everything you've got to fight it. Upping the ante is that this force will be inside of you, saying 'Go ahead. Eat the pizza, milk shakes and potato chips, fatso.' Then it'll become personal, because no one talks to you like that.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You'll feel with resentment that you exist solely to oblige people. So make today all about you. Take in a facial, massage and perhaps a shopping spree. But at the end of day, kick back at home, and savor the rich Belgian chocolate you've been saving for just such an occasion.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) In these tough economic times you need to do what you can to save money. A logical start would be to prepare your own meals. Hit the grocery store and buy what you need for healthy lunches and dinners. Chicken, tuna, veggies, fruits and nuts will be economical and cover all of the nutritional bases.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You can learn a few things from peculiar people today. They have a unique way of thinking that can introduce you to different perspectives. So check it out if they invite you for a sushi meal of totally raw fish, and pray that the rewards for taking such a risk isn't a massive dose of salmonella.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Reading old letters from ex-lovers will leave you depressed, angry, grateful and nostalgic today. You won't know how to deal with this swirl of conflicting emotions. But a solution is obvious: Whip together a meatloaf and mashers. You'll need the comfort of food to soothe your aching mind.
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