hands-free sandwich holderBecause holding a sandwich with your actual hands can be too much of a burden, you can now don a hands-free sandwich holder. From a burger to PB&J, this contraption will do the holding for you. While perhaps tailored for all the busy multitaskers out there who can't stop typing or texting long enough to take a bite, it's likely the lazies who will be lining up to buy it.
Can't you just see it now? Guys on couches across America -- beer in one hand, remote in the other, sandwich ... around their neck. Perfection.
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But no need to stop with just sandwiches, there are plenty of other products out there to help you eat with little effort. Here are a few:
If putting ketchup on your food is too tiresome, you could always add some automation to the process. While it looks like the device may need some more work to up the accuracy, know that such brilliance is on the horizon.
Pizza Fork Cutter
If using a knife AND a fork proves too taxing when eating pizza, this all-in-one tool is perfect for you. It has a pizza cutter attached, so you can avoid exerting extra energy switching utensils.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
No need to wear out your own wrist with all the twirling spaghetti takes, just whip out this battery-operated fork and the let the twirling be done for you.
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Car French Fry Holder
To ensure that your fries are never far out of reach when you're in your car, you can slip them in this handy holder made just for them. It fits most fast food containers, so you can still go through that convenient drive-thru of your choice.
Would you find any of these products useful?
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