Snooki is a Marshmallow Peep + More: 10 Celebs as Your Favorite Easter Candy
A question for the ages: If celebrities were different varieties of Easter candy, what would they be? Here's what we thought!
-Lucia Peters, BettyConfidential.com
Happy almost-Easter, Bettys! Even if you don't celebrate the holiday (it's this Sunday, April 8), it's hard not to love a day that's all about rebirth and renewal and such. This one has an added bonus, though. Can you guess what it is?
If you guessed "Easter candy," you would be correct! From Cadbury Crème Eggs to colorful jelly beans, Easter is chock full of tasty treats. Naturally, though, as we were devouring our assorted holiday-themed goodies, we got to thinking: If celebrities were types of Easter candy, what would they be? Here's what we came up with! Do you agree? Disagree? Tell us who you'd pair with what sweet in the comments!
1. Cadbury Creme Egg: George Clooney
Attractive to anyone of any age. Who can resist a Cadbury Creme Egg? No one, that's who. Just like no one can resist our buddy George.
2. Easter SweeTarts: Emma Stone
A little sweet, a little sassy, and a whole lotta fun!
3. Marshmallow Peeps: Snooki
Small, brightly colored, and best taken in small doses. Note: Although it's kind of disgustingly amusing to stick a Peep in the microwave and watch it puff up and explode, we would NOT recommend putting a Snooki in the microwave. It has a high probability of ending poorly.
4. Hollow Chocolate Bunny: Kim Kardashian
Looks flawless on the outside, but alas, there is nothing inside but air. It always leaves you feeling empty, just like its vacant interior.
5. Solid Chocolate Bunny: Jon Hamm
The opposite of the hollow chocolate bunny: Pretty on the outside, but nice and substantial on the inside too. Now THAT'S what we're talking about!
6. Cadbury Mini Eggs: Kate Middleton
So much classier than plain ol' M&Ms!
7. Marshmallow Egg: Adele
Don't be fooled by the mighty marshmallow egg. It might look light and fluffy, but it's got a deep, rich taste-not unlike Adele's powerhouse vocals.
8. Malted Milk Eggs: Hugh Jackman
The perfect combination: Manly-well, manlier than chocolate-and yet still sweet. Does Hugh Jackman embody this or what?
9. Jelly Beans: Katy Perry
Jelly beans are like Katy Perry's hair: You never know which color you're going to get next.
10. Easter Grass: Lady Gaga
Because who the heck else would take the Easter basket, discard the candy, yank out the grass, and wear it as a wig?
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