Daily CatScopes - Monday April 27, 2009

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You're feeling the need to sass back today -- so much so that you can practically guarantee some squirt-bottle action or other swift punishment from a surly human. It's worth it, though!

Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Love Meter

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You feel a little off today -- maybe you'd rather hide out than socialize or vice versa. It's not quite opposite day for you, but the humans might still think that something weird is going on with you.

Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Big Picture Tarot Reading

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
You just can't stick to any one activity today -- but who cares? It's not like you get paid to finish things up and the humans in your life are more intrigued by your journey than any destination you choose.

Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Romantic Compatibility Reading for two

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
When your human pals start blathering at you incomprehensibly, you still need to pay attention! There may be nuggets of wisdom or truth buried deep inside, so wait for them to rise to the surface.

Today's Cancer Reading: Free Sample Past Life Reading

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You will never get your way if you don't speak up today -- and while the humans don't really get your every word, you should still be able to show them what you mean without too much confusion.

Today's Leo Reading: Free Sample Intimacy Secrets Reading

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Like a lot of kitties, you're somewhat obsessive -- but today is kind of ridiculous! Lots of your kind are all wrapped up in tiny details and you're no exception, so go to town and see what you can find!

Today's Virgo Reading: Free Sample Extreme Makeover Tarot Reading

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
All that massive feline brainpower is finally going to good use today -- no matter what you're doing! You may be solving problems nobody else knows about or explaining exactly how you feel in purrs.

Today's Libra Reading: Free Sample Daily Grind Reading

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You're handling business for some other kitties today -- unless you live solo, of course! You may be showing kittens how it is or settling a beef between two different sets of rival kitty gangs.

Today's Scorpio Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Try your best to avoid rubbing other folks the wrong way -- you know how much you hate it when they do that to you! It's just one of those days when social life is a bit more difficult for you.

Today's Sagittarius Reading: Free Sample Karmic Love Reading

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Nobody seems to want to snuggle for very long today, which might be incredibly irritating for you. Try not to take it personally when your favorite people move off to do other stuff before you're done.

Today's Capricorn Reading: Free Sample Celtic Love Tarot Reading

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You may not have mastered the human language yet, but you do have some unique methods for getting your message across. Today brings you a hot idea that carries you far and helps you speak up!

Today's Aquarius Reading: Free Sample Numerology Portrait

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
If you're feeling caught between two very different ideas or personalities, that's just the nature of the day. Of course, your own feline nature is pretty mutable, so you ought to be able to adapt just fine.

Today's Pisces Reading: Free Sample Priority Shuffle Tarot Reading

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