Daily FoodScopes - Tuesday January 27, 2009

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
The future is now and you've finally achieved the lean body you've worked so hard for. But it's too easy to fall back into bad habits. A little bit of chocolate can soon become a lot, and you'll come to wish you had saved those size 40 jeans.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Don't let eccentric coworkers get your goat today. In fact, turn the tables on them by getting a little weird yourself. You may not like the taste of a Limburger cheese sandwich, but you know the smell will drive your coworkers crazy.

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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Seeing a newly svelte friend will inspire you today. You could stand to lose a few, so ask the secret of success. The answer will be obvious, but you'll still be disappointed that you'll have to give up Reubens and fries everyday for lunch.

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Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
You may have a clash of ideas with coworkers today. They'll want to go to a Tex-Mex restaurant for nachos and burritos, but you'll want something healthier. You'll be outvoted, but don't worry. A mesquite chicken salad will be just fine.

Today's Cancer Reading: Free Sample Numerology Portrait

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Flex your power today with a lunchtime workout. You'll feel invigorated yet hungry afterwards. But be smart in your food choices. A diced turkey breast rice bowl with a side salad will restore the proteins and nutrients you lost while exercising.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Be open minded if accompanying co-workers to lunch. You may be locked into pizza, but you can make it work. Ask them to get thin crust with veggie topping. Then dap the excess grease off with a napkin. That'll make it somewhat acceptable.

Today's Virgo Reading: Free Sample Numerology One-Year Forecast

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You never understood why people insist on putting crap into their bodies. But don't preach today because they won't be listening. Enjoying your tuna sandwich while they slam down double cheeseburgers will make you feel a lot better about yourself.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Coworkers will flare into dramatic outbursts worthy of children today. So treat them as such to restore the peace. Kids love treats, so bring a batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies to work. That and some milk should keep them busy until naptime.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Daydreaming will get you through a mundane workday. Coworkers will become roasted chickens running around on those tiny legs. They'll flee as you chase after them with a knife and fork. That's what they get for taping that 'Eat Me' sign to your back.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Don't get upset today if you find that your beloved childhood restaurant has closed for years. Look for a new favorite, although it could be hard finding a place that carries the Buffalo Bill burger and where all the waiters are named Wyatt Earp.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You'll see someone attractive at the coffee shop today, but you'll be too shy to say hello. So break the ice by sending food to their table. But avoid giving them a bagel and cream cheese and iced latte. They just might be lactose intolerant.

Today's Aquarius Reading: Free Sample Love Meter

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
The first part of the day will be as good as eating fresh unagi, ebi and uni at a great Japanese restaurant. But the second part will be as bad as the same sashimi after its been sitting in the sun for a day or two and you've already eaten it.

Today's Pisces Reading: Free Sample Karmic Love Reading

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