Life could be a dream

but then you have to wake up.

I'd like to get a Flu shot but I can't afford to get any sicker.

It's a great life if you live through it.

Telling the truth almost always results in someone else lying!!!

When you lie you have to tell another lie to cover it up...it's best to tell the truth.
GOD's gonna get you if you lie!

Don't you just love when your kids ask you how to spell something and you tell them to look it up; the next thing they ask you for are the first three letters.