The Outrageous Holiday Lingerie No One Should Ever Wear
Apparently there's a market for ridiculous holiday-themed bedroom apparel and we just couldn't keep these little numbers to ourselves...
By Katy Lindenmuth
Santa Pasties
We wouldn't be amused either, Mrs. Claus, if our man's adorable face was plopped on some other chick's boobs. topclubwear.com
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Naughty Nutcracker
What guy wants to be alone in a room with a lifesize nut-freaking-cracker? electriqueboutique.com
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Erotic Elf
With elves like these, no wonder Santa spends so much time in the workshop. costumesupercenter.com
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Jiggle Bells
Thank god for the hood on this get-up. Otherwise, she might freeze. prettyimpress.com
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Freaky Frosty
You know the tip about leaving one piece of clothing on while having sex? It should not be this Where's Waldo scarf. amazon.com
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Would you ever wear any of these ridiculous get ups?
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