Fake It 'Til You Make It: 5 Easy, Slimming Wardrobe Pieces To Wear Until You Get Back In Shape

Still the stupid mini, it doesn't make anyone look slimmer and taller, it cuts the length across at a wide point -- only a longer, just below the knee straight skirt does that. But those years and years of mini brainwashing have "convinced" the average viewer that more raw flesh below the "dress" is what style is all about and they think that's what attracts men. Men these days are so bored anyway with stupid females, or else they are sleazebags who act like they've never seen naked female legs before.

This is the second time that I have seen this list of what to wear to look thinner.
None are really good.... Bulky Cardigans add Bulky. Backpack is a joke....
boots add a sloppy look, which is not good for the curvy women.... wear sleek and trim shoes and boots........an overweight woman would love to wear that red dress, but this dress is not for an overweight woman.....the short skirt is not attractive for a woman who may have large thighs, calves, and ankles. Long skirts can cover a dozen sins and have a long sleek look... Nice slacks which are streamlined down to a smoothe boot or shoe offer a nice profile and is better in a more single darker color. I do believe necklaces can help distract away from a large woman, but if you put a lot of necklace up around the neck, you will find people's eyes go to the face and not the boobs.

Panchos are nice and slimming if in a solid color. What is attractive is not all about weight. If a woman does her hair, puts on her makeup, dresses nice in and flatteringly in a few good clothes, and takes a bright happy face to the world with a giving spirit and loving heart, that is all she needs to do.

Most women can look around, and figure out how to look her best every day she walks out the door.

BEST OF ALL, IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE IN A CROWD OF PEOPLE/FRIENDS/AND EVEN SOME FAMILY AND ARE NOT APPRECIATED FOR YOU AS A SPECIAL PERSON, THEN YOU ARE NOT ASSOCIATING WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE. I HAVE ALWAYS FOUND GREAT FRIENDSHIPS IN A CHRISTIAN ENVIRONMENT AT MY CHURCH HOME.

IF YOU DO NOT KNOW YOU ARE SPECIAL, THEN YOU NEED TO LEARN THAT YOU ARE.

This article is a JOKE!

The alternate title of this article is "Whack#$%$ Fashion Tips". #$%$ to the eighth power. These "tips" make no sense at all...

Longer, slimmer legs: wear the same color shoes as to what your legs are covered (or not) in. For a thinner look in dresses, princess lines, those sewn-in lines that go from your boobies, round into the middle, and straight to the hem? You have the option of a belt, left alone, and its a classic, makes everyone look good. Long necklace, if you got a big bust like Christy mentioned, go as low as you can so it doesn't lasso one, just a little shorter. A shrug is by far more fashionable than a backpack and puts a look together better. You can pick a bolero type, that puts the attention towards the face rather than the middle. Always own a pair of high heels that matches your skin tone, my gramma's advice.

Once again "The Thread" are airheads. With the exception of the dress the other pieces of clothing are just "Slop"...fat or thin!

Fake it and you won't get pass the first night fatties.

I like all of these, but I have to disagree with the long necklace one for women with big chests. If you're well endowed in that area, those long necklaces always wind up lassoing one of your boobs :-)

Backpacks have never been considered slimming. Especially the smaller ones...they can make you look bigger. I suppose if back fat is an issue it would cover that but it would add heft to you in other ways. Backpacks are for school kids not for fashionable, grown women.

i like the boots ,they would go good with my motorcycle.

If you really wanted to lose weight, you would.

I bought a swimsuit that said it would make you look ten punds thinner. When my guy friend saw that I had it, h said I should have bought three of them. It was actually pretty funny.

Thank god I am invisible! At 50 years old no one really cares what I wear and I can just be comfortable.

WOW! She really does look slim in that red dress! Amazing! Where can i get one of those? she would be invisible if it came in black!

first of all I'd rather look fat then wear any of these things. Slouchy boots really!! reminds me of the 80's just need leg warmers. dress is god awful another 80's flash back.I'm beyond school age so please keep the back packs for college kids and no one else beyond grammer school.That is one fudgly sweater, my mom might like it..Only thing that will make you look thin is the work it takes to lose it.. If a heavy busty women wears a long necklace it will get lost in her clevage. black is thinning but doesn't do much for a ladies ego to have to wear black all the time. BBW can dress just as beautiful in color and structured clothes as stick thin women. Except they cost more.

Dress with a waistline to accentuate curves? What about those of us with hips and a booty? What if we are trying to minimize said curves? Oh wait, I guess we hide in the black cardigan. Never mind.

That red dress I think would have the opposite effect-wouldnt the ruching, where it is located, give the illusion of having hips? That model is extremely thin and straight up and down. The gathered material makes it look she has at least somewhat of a hip.

wearing baggy stuff only hides the fat.....everyone knows it's there.

Just be youself for who you are, curves are always welcome with me and a bit more too!

LoL. I don't care who you are or how much you weigh, a necklace, boots, backpack and a mu mu that's black is never going to shave any weight off. This is terrible advice! Whoever wrote this article needs to go back to high school.